Fools Faire: A Court of Broken Hearts RSVP HERE
📅 Sunday, February 15, 2026 | 🕛 Doors at Noon | 🔞 NC-17 Music
Hear ye, hear ye! One day after Valentine’s Day, the court convenes not for love – but for revelry, rebellion, and glorious romantic ruin.
Join us for Fools Faire: A Court of Broken Hearts, a Renaissance Faire–inspired, anti-Valentine’s celebration where jesters reign, troubadours sing tales of regret, and courtly love is officially canceled. This is a wandering faire of fools, scoundrels, broken hearts, and merry misfits – complete with live music, roaming performers, a fools joust, faire food, and plenty of libations to dull the pain of romance past.
🎶 Live Music (NC-17):
- The Poxy Boggards : 12:30pm • 2:30pm • 4:30pm
- The Merry Wives of Windsor : 1:30pm • 3:30pm • 5:30pm
Expect bawdy ballads, raucous revelry, and songs best enjoyed with a full tankard and a broken heart.
🎭 Plus:
- Renaissance & circus performers throughout the day
- The Fools Joust
- Faire-style food fit for kings, queens, and court jesters
- Costumes strongly encouraged – come as a scorned knight, sad jester, cursed witch, or fool in love
🍺 Costume Giveaway:
The first 50 guests in costume will receive a custom commemorative stein – because heartbreak is temporary, but drinkware is forever.
Minors are permitted when accompanied by a parent or legal guardian.
Be advised: this court is filled with adult themes, bawdy humor, and NC-17 music. Parental discretion is strongly encouraged.
No weapons permitted – real or fake.
Swords, daggers, axes, maces, bows, staffs, foam weapons, or implements of doom must remain outside the kingdom. Hearts may break – people may not.
Come for the music. Stay for the chaos. Leave your heart at the gate.
